Today I had a craving for chocolate. A rumbly in my tumbly, if you will.
This is a very normal occasion for me and wouldn't normally deserve a mention. But today it came with the very distinct feeling that this could be remedied - my spidey senses were tingling, if you will. That I quite possibly actually had some of this particular piece of heaven in my presence.
But this is an impossible notion.
When it is near me, the very idea of chocolate is a paradox: if there is chocolate, there actually really is no chocolate.
Because I'll have inhaled it.
Anyway, the point is, I just spent the last little while turning my room upside down to see if I can disprove my own "chocolate paradox" theory.
Turns out I can't.
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- Natalya
- I'm just a foreigner navigating her way through the slang, idioms, and sometimes seriously bizarre English around the world.
3 comments:
Is that a hint about Easter?
We're saving it for you for when you get home.
Just think of it... Christmas, Valentines, Easter, and Birthday all rolled into one big fattening holiday!
You mean you inhaled all those
M'n M's at once?
Man... we sent you like 5 lbs of chocolate Tal lol, I dunno if the Chinese authorities will let us send over any more :P
Maybe we can try.....
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