Hello, dear Refrigerator,
My blue and silver friend,
All brand spankin' new,
And here until the end.
I love your fashion style,
That deep and icy blue,
And that muted, pretty silver,
It's a sexy look for you.
It certainly is the truth,
It cannot be denied:
A relationship has begun,
A bond between you and I.
Several times a day,
Against my better thought,
I reach for your cool embrace.
It's a love that can't be bought.
But deep within your body, 
You house a jar of fruit.
To open the lid so stubborn,
I need the strength of a brute.
I'm actually rather jealous,
I really have to say,
I hate that your fruity friend,
Gets time with you all day.
And so, my Energy-Wasting Pal,
All for the sake of you and I,
Some day I'll take that jar,
And hand it over to some macho guy.
And like that proverbial jar of pickles,
I'll leave it in his hands,
I'll let him take it from there,
To open that darn jar if he can.
Thus, with the exit of that fruit,
Amidst our love and laughter,
And all the way until July,
We'll live happily ever after.
You house a jar of fruit.
To open the lid so stubborn,
I need the strength of a brute.
I'm actually rather jealous,
I really have to say,
I hate that your fruity friend,
Gets time with you all day.
And so, my Energy-Wasting Pal,
All for the sake of you and I,
Some day I'll take that jar,
And hand it over to some macho guy.
And like that proverbial jar of pickles,
I'll leave it in his hands,
I'll let him take it from there,
To open that darn jar if he can.
Thus, with the exit of that fruit,
Amidst our love and laughter,
And all the way until July,
We'll live happily ever after.
4 comments:
that's all you have in your fridge!?! LOL but that's a cool looking fridge, and awesome poem! lol
your fridge is very exciting. quite possibly the most exciting fridge I have ever seen. You should fill it with food tho. Seeing it empty worries me. Put some bread in there or something!
haha very nice fridge!!! looks like mine did at school, except i had tons of expired stuff in it that i didn't want to throw out just yet. just have to wait til you can't stand the smell anymore. do you remember how bad my fridge smelled last year?? that was pretty gross eh?! i like your jar of fruit that you can't open. did you figure it out? i love the poem! i showed my mom your blog, she really enjoys your writing style too!!!
I love your poem! Did you finally open your jar of fruit? A trick: Use a bottle opener to open up the lid - and release the pressure. You then will be able to open it up.
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