Do-re-mi

The Chinese version of Do-re-mi when the person (not me) teaching the students is tired:

Doe, a deer, a female deer,
Ray, a drop of golden sun,
Me, a name I call myself,
Far, a long, long way to run,
Sew, a noodle pulling thread,
La, a note to follow sew,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.