Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dear Santa

What I want for Christmas:


The Belly Button Brush.

It's quality chrome!

It was designed and crafted by NASA!

It has the best sales pitch ever!

"Like a mini duster for your belly button, the Belly Button Brush gets into the nooks and crannies of your little dent!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was it seriously designed/crafted by NASA? Cause that's pretty nifty.

Anonymous said...

And wait a second... where did you find this interestingly useless product? lol did you google belly button cleaners?

I woulda called it the B.B. Lint B Gone.
The commercial would feature a cartoon evil lint monster hiding in a persons belly button, then the brush (powered by NASA rockets) would zoom in and capture the lint monster! Then cut to a super title of the B.B. Lint B Gone, and the Annoucer would say: "Removes lint without a pick" End.
Perfection.
LOL I learnded alotte in that here edumacating collage for advertizing.

;P